The Church of HarmonyThe following is a transcript of a sermon by High Priest Golden Halo at the First Temple of Harmony in 402 AR (2550 old calendar). Made by chrononaut Danyel Tanteb [ID: 124c41]The Church of Harmony by OddFox17
(Congregation files in. Each member makes the sign of the rainbow, then sits down.)
(Golden Halo walks to the pulpit. His flowing dyed hair blown by whisper-quiet fans. He raises his hands)
Golden Halo: Welcome, children of the pony sisters. It is so good to see you on this most holy of days.
“Let us start by greeting each other.”
(Each member of the congregation stands and gives their member a traditional Harmonist greeting of a fist bump)
(Congregation remains standing) ( the choir files in. Each member is dressed in one of the sacred colors: white, pink, orange, cyan, yellow, and lavender)
My little Pony, My Little Pony. Ah, ah, ah, ah…
My Little Pony. I used to wonder what friendship could be. My Little Pony. ‘Til you shared its magic with me. Big adventure. Tons
The Blank PageI rummage through my desk drawers, looking for my journal.The Blank Page by OddFox17
My drawers are not organized in any sense of the word. Mostly they are just a place to
stuff crap: old essays, notes, pens, pencils, and anything else I don't have a use for
but don‘t feel like throwing away. It’s actually kind of interesting. Like an
archeologist at a dig site, I'm unearthing stuff that hadn’t seen daylight in a
loooong time. The deeper I dig, the older the stuff I find.
C'mon, its gotta be here somewhere. I think as I dig through stacks of dusty
paper. The papers have been in this drawer so long that they've practically
fossilized. Old essays, stories, and thoughts fly through the air as I dig through the
I come across a few sheets of very crumpled paper at the bottom of the stack. They’re
held together with a lone staple
“What’s this?” I skim through the pages, trying my best to decipher the cuneiform-
Oh I remember this! It’s a sho
Interviewing the Yellow colt Mark IIInterviewing the Yellow Colt Mark IIInterviewing the Yellow colt Mark II by OddFox17
Starring hardbitten reporter Charles Whiterun and yellow unicorn Ironsight.
A gift for Ironsight145 from Oddfox17.
Charles Whiterun, ace reporter for the New York Times, walked through Ponyville Park, trying desperately
to clear his mind. His deadline was approaching like a runaway freight train, and his editor expected
something The grizzled reporter sat down on a bench that was five sizes too small for him. He sighed as he
watched the ponies trot by.
"Sometimes I hate this job."
Two years ago, if someone had told Charles that he'd be interviewing characters from a children's TV
show, he would've socked the shmuck in the face. To professionals like him, My
Little Pony had just been a toy commercial trying to pass itself off as a TV show. It was good for
entertaining kids( and the occasional hipster) and nothing else. But when the geeks at the LHC accidentally
opened a portal to the show's universe, "Equestria", pe
Experiment 1RainExperiment 1 by OddFox17
It washes over the land in waves, soaking into every nook and cranny.
It beads on cars and splatters againt windshields. It slides off roofs and gurgles down
It puddles on roads and slithers down windows
It turns Asphalt to ice and dirt into greasy fudge.
It can be as fine as sugar or as coarse as gravel.
It can drift gently on the wind or barrel through it like meteors.
It rarely calls ahead and always arrives unannounced.
It makes for a very rude houseguest.
Hi, how'ya doin'?|
Current Residence: The far side of the moon
Favorite genre of music: electronic, dance, rock,
Favorite style of art: whatever looks pretty
Shell of choice: 30mm cannon shell
Skin of choice: Chobham armor
Favorite cartoon character(s): Spongebob, Hank Hill, Beavis and Butthead, Bugs Bunny, Twilight Sparkle (don't judge me).
Personal Quote: "I gnaw hog estrogen"